RyanHatesMilk's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Game of Thrones Toys!]

Absolutely fucking brilliant! Quality animation, voices and humour!

[The Pokemon Hoarder]

Hahaha!! Incredible! Well deserved best of the day! I don't know if 12 year old me understood the consequences of choosing Charmander and contributing to the pile of Bulbasaurs.

Mosamabindrawin responds:

WHOS THAT POKEMON? ITS RYANHATESMILK.
Thanks ryan-san-chan-sempai-kun! I remember your pokemon parodys, they're funny as hell.

[Bro'kemon]

Hey man,
Sweet flash man, a few people are saying it's got some of the jokes that the "Pokemon But With Animals" cartoon I made had, but it was only the window bit that reminded me of it. This was way better drawn, animated and voiced than mine, and even if you had seen my cartoon, you added to the joke and executed it well. The "Brock-o-vision" made me fucking LOL. Might steal it for Pokemon BWAI 3 ;)

Ps. Bonus points for indirectly making me feel cool and provoking people to comment about me. I'm taking screenshots and later I'm going to slowly touch myself. Real slow.

[SS - Dimensions]

Fascinating

This is incredible mate. The content and the presentation style are great. Really intriguing, even if people don't agree with it, it's portrayed in a non-offensive way and it's always interesting to see ancient theory's of creation, as well as examples of natural poetry in the universe. You sound really young, how old are you? How long have you been studying this stuff and how did you get into it? This is the first episode i've seen, so I'm gonna go watch the others!

[Dot Dot Dot - Animated]

Wow!

Friggin epic man! This is incredible, made me laugh out loud loads.

[Leo & Satan]

Awesome!

Perfect, actually perfect! haha!

[The Clown Downstairs]

Very very nice

A lot of people seem to be saying this is short, or has no story to it, but i think you manage to say alot without using any words. Its the little things that kinda make this for me, like the pause when the 2 bugs meet, the dropping of the stale ham and the lightning flash at the clowns toe.

Like everyone else, i'm impressed this is your first flash, should have seen my first, was appauling! Guessing it's not your first dabble into animation and drawing in general though, given the high quality. The clown's skin especially impressed me, as well as the blood and guts stuff.

I'm designing a flash horror game myself hopefully soon, after i finish my last year at uni, and i'm impressed at the good atmosphere you set, i always think thats key to good creepiness.

So bravo, and i'm looking forward to your next piece!

Ps. Did you make the ambience too?

JohnDavidHeptinstall responds:

Yep, the ambient sound was really simple. I just took my electric guitar and with a bottleneck slide I played sliding notes over the top of the pickups - as well as creaky, palm muted screeching with an old worn plectrum (that became the weird crazy violin sound) and then I just slowed it down digitally, added reverb, etc. Everything you hear in this is a made by a guitar, except the chewing and the farty noise... so really easy to do if you wanted to do something similar. Thanks for the review!

[Grand Theft Awesome]

HAHAHA!!

All of these are really true and well funny! Had all of these happen to me alot on this bloody game! The cop at the end is the best! I come outta nowhere with a shotgun and blow the FUCK outta you! lmao!! xXx

[Multfilm (Opa Novy God!)]

Woah!!

That was sick as fuck!!! xxx

[The Octahedron]

I have just lost all respect for octahedrons....

Good effort and that, but christ this is boring... It seemed like it would never end! The animation was good and the audio was good apart from the bubbles, but it was just too long and too boring!