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Raised by wolves in the ghettos of detroit, I now teach blind children how to read, sing and earn fast cash. I also know how to drop a funky beat.

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2015-05-15 11:42:34 by RyanHatesMilk

After struggling pretty much forever to actually finish Flash Cartoons (Pokemon But With Animals 4, anyone?), I've decided to take a new approach and make much shorter, 30 second cartoons from now on. I've called this project 30s, and it's been fun, as it forces me to write, voice, and animate in a really condensed way. It means I have to make decisions I otherwise wouldn't, and learn and grow to get around those decisions, and so far I've been enjoying it. 

I've seen a few projects where animators only give themselves a certain amount of time to complete a cartoon, say in 24 hours, and it can often feel self-serving; the artist gets to grow, but the audience can be left with something incomplete or rushed. Hopefully with 30s, I can deliver compact, funny cartoons to the best of my (crap) ability.

If you're interested, please go watch my first and latest below, "Spiderman Joins The Avengers", and like my page on Facebook or Subscribe to my YouTube Channel.


Recent Game Medals

Channel Flipper 5 Points Defeat the Regular TV crew. Medal Stats.
N00Binator 5 Points Kill the N00bs. Medal Stats.
Fruit Concentrate 25 Points Three Down And Still Fresh Medal Stats.
Extra Pulp 10 Points You Lived Through Round Two Medal Stats.
Overripe 50 Points You Survived A Long Rally Medal Stats.
Fresh Squeeze 5 Points You Survived Your First Encounter Medal Stats.
Harmer's Market 50 Points You Shot Your Opponent! Medal Stats.
You Would Have Never Known 50 Points You Spun the Cylinder When You Would Have Been Shot Medal Stats.
First Blood 5 Points Kill 10 enemies Medal Stats.
Grab Bag 5 Points Grab the bag! Medal Stats.

Total Medals Earned: 103 (From 30 different games.)

Latest Shared Creations

Pierce Hawthorn Quits Added to bosses for Cathode Raybots Feb 8, 2013. Load Level