Slugs are rubbish.

2013-02-22 12:44:41 by RyanHatesMilk

I wrote a little article about how slugs are absolutely fucking rubbish. You can read it, if you wanna. Sup to you. I ain't gonna hold you down or nothin. It's HERE!

(please read it)

Slugs are rubbish.


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2013-02-22 18:29:20

Lol, slug nuggets :P They love to come out at night to eat stray cat food kibble, and they are BIG! Some were almost 20 cm and are very hard to skewer... gonna have to start using tongs.


2013-02-22 23:51:05

Your verbose exposition has changed my life good sir. I have not encountered these slug creatures thus far but I suppose they could be approximated as shell-less snails? I thought that perhaps you were simply overreacting to the existence of such seemingly benign animals but that picture is all the justification one needs. I try to comprehend it but I fear I will go mad in the process even with your simple and apt explanation.

I shall now approach any slug with vehement disgust. Although I suspect I would have done so regardless.

RyanHatesMilk responds:

Your response is entirely appropriate, good sir. They are repulsive, vile creatures of the night and are totally icky.


2013-05-19 14:39:30



2013-06-04 22:45:32

i am all very well impressed good sir by your slug paper but my real reason for coming here was to find out if youll pppllllzzzzz do another pokemon but with real animals we are ALL waiting for it!


2014-05-06 06:54:50

Seriously what happend to this guy? His site isnt even up anymore, its like he just dropped off the face of the earth.